<![CDATA[The Screaming Goose]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.cahttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TU86!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4279f98f-1305-44ec-9018-d37acd123254_512x512.pngThe Screaming Goosehttps://www.thescreaminggoose.caSubstackSun, 05 Apr 2026 01:11:57 GMT<![CDATA[Aging Incels And Lonely Cat Ladies Join Forces]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/aging-incels-and-lonely-cat-ladieshttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/aging-incels-and-lonely-cat-ladiesWed, 16 Apr 2025 04:33:13 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Mark Carney Promises $69 Gazillion In Tariff Relief To Keep Pencil-Sharpening Factory In Canada]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/mark-carney-promises-69-gazillionhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/mark-carney-promises-69-gazillionWed, 16 Apr 2025 04:32:29 GMT

]]><![CDATA["I would have pushed the iceberg out of the way, obviously."]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/i-would-have-pushed-the-iceberg-outhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/i-would-have-pushed-the-iceberg-outMon, 14 Apr 2025 20:22:32 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Liberal activists arrive at CSFN with libellous buttons, leave with great new policy ideas]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/liberal-activists-arrive-at-csfnhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/liberal-activists-arrive-at-csfnMon, 14 Apr 2025 20:07:33 GMT

]]><![CDATA[BREAKING]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/breakinghttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/breakingMon, 14 Apr 2025 19:54:59 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Nazi flag flyer from Freedom Convoy finds new button- planting job with the Liberals]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/nazi-flag-flyer-from-freedom-convoyhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/nazi-flag-flyer-from-freedom-convoyMon, 14 Apr 2025 19:54:24 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Leaked video shows Jagmeet Singh reacting to latest polls showing huge Liberal lead]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/leaked-video-shows-jagmeet-singhhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/leaked-video-shows-jagmeet-singhMon, 14 Apr 2025 14:12:59 GMT

]]><![CDATA["Rapists and murderers are people too," Carney says]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/rapists-and-murderers-are-peoplehttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/rapists-and-murderers-are-peopleMon, 14 Apr 2025 14:12:08 GMT

]]><![CDATA[“And how long have you been a Liberal for, my son?” Priest asks Doug Ford in confession booth]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/and-how-long-have-you-been-a-liberalhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/and-how-long-have-you-been-a-liberalFri, 11 Apr 2025 15:10:36 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Vancouver unveils new 'Life-Ender 3000' drug vending machines: New feature serves you eviction notice and divorce papers all at once]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/vancouver-unveils-new-life-enderhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/vancouver-unveils-new-life-enderFri, 11 Apr 2025 14:23:27 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Carney to ban all automatic Nerf guns]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/carney-to-ban-all-automatic-nerfhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/carney-to-ban-all-automatic-nerfFri, 11 Apr 2025 14:12:53 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Mark Carney vows to challenge Quebec's language law: "I have no idea what any of it means but it's bad news"]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/mark-carney-vows-to-challenge-quebecshttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/mark-carney-vows-to-challenge-quebecsFri, 11 Apr 2025 14:08:55 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Uncovered Russian social profile of a ‘Piervla Polyev’ fuels speculation that Poilievre is a Russian asset]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/uncovered-russian-social-profilehttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/uncovered-russian-social-profileWed, 09 Apr 2025 22:06:57 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Pierre Poilievre announces turbans will be required at all cabinet meetings]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/pierre-poilievre-announces-turbanshttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/pierre-poilievre-announces-turbansWed, 09 Apr 2025 22:06:16 GMT

]]><![CDATA[CBC conflicted on bias between Poilievre’s pledge to defund them versus Carney’s plan to double their budget]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/cbc-conflicted-on-bias-between-poilievreshttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/cbc-conflicted-on-bias-between-poilievresWed, 09 Apr 2025 22:05:40 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Mark Carney announces plan to build 10 new national parks while visiting the still-smouldering remains of Jasper which the federal government let burn last summer.]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/mark-carney-announces-plan-to-buildhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/mark-carney-announces-plan-to-buildTue, 08 Apr 2025 21:47:27 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Canada introduces retaliatory tariff of 25% on actors]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/canada-introduces-retaliatory-tariffhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/canada-introduces-retaliatory-tariffTue, 08 Apr 2025 21:45:13 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Angry Mark Carney responds to question by giving reporter a Stone Cold Stunner during heated news conference]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/angry-mark-carney-responds-to-questionhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/angry-mark-carney-responds-to-questionTue, 08 Apr 2025 21:44:36 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Local librarian bans Anne of Green Gables: “Her cisgender white privilege cancels out being an orphan”]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/local-librarian-bans-anne-of-greenhttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/local-librarian-bans-anne-of-greenMon, 07 Apr 2025 22:49:01 GMT

]]><![CDATA[Sasquatch requests assisted suicide after encountering Mark Carney in B.C. woods]]>https://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/sasquatch-requests-assisted-suicidehttps://www.thescreaminggoose.ca/p/sasquatch-requests-assisted-suicideMon, 07 Apr 2025 20:29:06 GMT

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